Fun-focussed Bschool song for fin-focussed (taken from CBS with minor changes)

Every breath u take
Every change of rate

Jobs u don’t create
While we still stagflate
I ll b watching u

Every single day
you take my pay

When growth goes away
Inflation will stay
And I ll watching u

Oh can’t u see
The FM where I should be

How my poor heart aches
At each of ur mistakes

First u move ur lips
And hike a few more bps

When demand then dips
Yield curve flips
I’ll be watching u

Since u came supply lost w/o a trace
I dream at night that I ll punch u in the face

Ur interest policies I can’t embrace
I feel so wronged, long for his place

I keep crying …hell hell … pls


Oh can’t u see
The fed chair be me

How my poor heart aches
When prices escalate

Every move u make
Every oath u take

Hope your models break
And that smile is fake
We ll be watching u
this place is great